Aimee Lou Wood will not be relatable, or so the “White Lotus” star claimed in her “SNL U.K.” monologue on Saturday.
The Brit stated that phrase of of her supposed relatability had unfold far and large over the past 12 months and he or she wished to point out a “totally different” of herself.
“Ever since I received well-known, all I ever hear is how relatable I’m, how bubbly I’m,” Lou Wooden defined. “However I’m right here tonight to place these vicious rumors to relaxation, as a result of, you realize what, I’m a freak. I’m a bizarre woman. I’m a Scorpio Moon for God’s sake. I as soon as received a studying from an astrologer, and he or she stated, ‘Sorry.’ That’s how intense my delivery chart is.”
Lou Wooden then famous that, in a previous life, she was British artist and filmmaker Derek Jarman and stated she carried a crystal in her bra when she’s flying that protected her as long as the airplane didn’t crash.
“Look, I do know I’ll sound identical to that enjoyable Mancunian lady you lived in uni halls with, Oh, your cousin’s tremendous candy accomplice with the job you may’t fairly keep in mind. However I, Amy Lou Wooden, am a licensed card-carrying goddamn weirdo.”
Many may need thought Lou Wooden would have talked about the “SNL” teeth-controversy, wherein the U.S. present got here beneath hearth for a sketch final April for a sketch the place Sarah Sherman donned a pair of enlarged false tooth. However she addressed this in a promo for the episode earlier within the week.
“Oh my God, I’m so excited. I can not wait to get began, you realize, particularly after the entire thing in America with the tooth,” she stated within the teaser. “So it’s gonna really feel good to only wipe the slate clear.”
Lou Wooden is the sixth host of “SNL U.Ok.” because the U.Ok. model of the dwell sketch present launched in April.
